Beauty Beyond Brains

That’s when you know you’ve found somebody really special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably share silence.

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—	Pulp Fiction (1994)

store guy: /extensively stares at boobs 
me: yes, hello, i'm here because my mobile's not working. also if you could please stop looking at my breasts? 
store guy: oh my god i wasn't looking at your breasts! - i mean, that, too, but... /slowly unbuttons shirt
me: ... why are you taking your shirt off now
store guy: /dramatically opens shirt to reveal iron man tee 
me: /looks down at her captain america tee
store guy: /happy seal-clapping 
me: oh my god we match
store guy: if we can't repair your phone, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it!

bonerbabe:

boy moans are so nice

expectations of summer: going to the beach every day, water fights, parties, random day trips, barbecues

reality of summer: moving your laptop so that the sunlight doesn't reflect on the screen when you're trying to blog

uglybloggerlol:

“What do you have in common with Edward Cullen?”

Rob - “I look a bit like him.”

i swear to god no one hates twilight more than rob

gleeson666:

do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”

wynn1ng:

This was literally the funniest one. Even He couldn’t help but laugh.